Monday Jan 01, 2024

U.C.L.S. 3 Hogweed

Toxic plants, insurance fraud, and ingesting dangerous substances set off a chain of chaotic events between friends in this episode. Hospital visits, war memories, interventions, and more keep the mystery and drama building as characters disappear and the conversation turns completely nonsensical.

Ah hello, talking to myself there. Welcome back to our U.C.L.S. friends! It’s year 3 at University College LoughFeg State. And it seems Floyd Frisbaine has made a new friend and judging by the goings on last night at the main college building, he may find him too hot to handle!

Todaytime has us with Accursis ‘Ace’ Byrne and Brian ‘Bubbles’ Waterbury, as they endure Saturday morning detention by planting seeds. Geography teacher Norman Tash is the hero of the hour. And he gets a medal for it! Science Professor Keith Chiselton meanwhile bristles with hardly concealed hatred for all of peoplekind.

Come Monday morning, he’s at UCLS gates exchanging unpleasantries with UCLS janitor Richard Soupe. Professor Keith Chiselton: Loving father and comic obsessive. For his daughter Sinead, after her Year One online virginity auction, she’s studying to be a Doctor!

Afterwards we go to LoughFeg’s Lough Feg where Accursis, Brian and Floyd gaze at their lint-filled navels. Dick harbours delusions of grandeur with powerful molestation as a UCLS teacher. While at Chiselton Manor, Sinead Chiselton is pumping out the sweat before large-lipped lampoonery leads Peter 'Wubba' O'Toole into launching himself under a wardrobe.

Fuckin' hell, it's action-packed isn't it? And there's so much more in this 90-minute audio comedy adventure. Manna for the ears mate. From producers Byrne & Taylor.

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U.C.L.S. 3 Hogweed

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