Monday Jan 01, 2024

The Friday Rock Show - 40 - A Massive Cocker

A radio show tries to lift listeners' spirits with rock music while fielding letters about job loss and questionable research methods. The hosts thank their regular fans for support during turbulent times.

Producer Tony Wilson says: "Would you look at the size of the cocker on this! The Friday Rock Show is back lads with our 'Massive Cocker' hanging out. The FRS #40 contains all you need to aid your recovery and “get in ‘round the back” (or whatever Barnsey said for cash back in the ’80s)."

"A Massive Cocker is super squeaky clean and refreshing too! We’ve music from The Blackout, Audrey Horne, The Beards (askin’ if you’ve “ever had sex with a bearded man?”) and then there’s- wait, hold up there, ‘bearded men’?"

"Sure the world is jammed up to the hilt with those bearded metrosexuals with their tattoos, lack of socks, tight blue chinos and brown brogues, all flickin’ at their pads and strutting assertively to the toilet after yet another caramel macchiato*… Fucksake."

"What happened to REAL MEN hah?"

"More music from Amaranthe, Less Than Jake and VOLBEAT! (I love Volbeat, did I ever tell you that?) But more importantly than more music is more letters read out on air by stingy tight-hole DJ Adgeen Byrne and me Tony Wilson, sexy producer."

"There’s Itchy Kraut on about his mate Zinedine Zidane, then there's Seamus Canaan, Professor Critic, Tucker in 101BC, Orpheus Telch and Prince Gwandinus Bollokiah. Household names one and all."

"'A Massive Cocker' is sponsored by the PET-E-SURE pet insurance company and we even run a promotion for them in the show too. And this very clip too is just a 3 minute promotion of the full 90 minute match made in heaven!"

"*Okay, okay, I do like a caramel macchiato meself, sure, but that's not the POINT!"

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The Friday Rock Show - 40 - A Massive Cocker

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